Okay...So THIS guy has "tucking" down to a science!

[jaded_grin]

Can anyone tell me what the fuck is going on here?



I have drag-queen friends who would like to know how he does it, and, frankly, so would I! And just for the record, let me see if I have this straight...So, we see guys like this and we're NOT supposed to put them with other men? Sheesh! Come ON! The other guy wouldn't even HAVE to be gay, Square Enix provides us with such girlie boys! Side note: I am SO not complaining :D

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[arlo-arleh.livejournal.com]

THAT is a guy???

Well obviously the hips DO lie....

[jaded-grin.livejournal.com]

Apparently, his name is Kuja and he's from FFIX...yeah, if I had hips like that, I'd wear some kind of little bikini thing, too! Must be nice to have NO BODY HAIR! Here's a link to Final Fantasy Wiki page where he's looking a little more like he's wearing a codpiece and less like he's wearing women's fetish undies. Though, I must say, it gives one ideas :D


http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Kuja

[nivell.livejournal.com]

That is one hot shemale!

...seriously, he looks like a chick. maybe it's so tiny that he taped it to his balls? I dunno, I'm talking out of my ass again. I'm pretty sure that people at Square have a femmeguy/shemale fetish.

[jaded-grin.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure you're right! And, yes, I'm also quite sure he's using the ball-tuck method. Five minutes in a cold bath and a bit of tape and Viola! We have Kuja in leather panties for Final Fantasy IX!

[ldyavalon.livejournal.com]

Hee!!!

"Scuse me Mr. Nomura, you do remember that Kuja is a guy...??"

"...DAmn!!!!"

[jaded-grin.livejournal.com]

I'd still do him :D

[ldyavalon.livejournal.com]

Oh, me too, no doubt about it :)

[etrix.livejournal.com]

I am SO envious now. Some of us actual females could only dream of having a shape this nice and Squeenix is giving it to a guy. Live is soo unfair! >(

[jaded-grin.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I spend massive amounts of free time doing Pilates and still have the body of a twelve year old boy...Mr. Nomura needs a head-check. Fuck Barbie giving girls complexes--keep them the hell away from the Final Fantasy games!

[etrix.livejournal.com]

...still have the body of a twelve year old boy

*sighs at the memory* Now I have the body of a forty-year old boy. ={

But good point about the self-image issues and FFVII. If anybody in the stories has more than 5% body fat you know they are evil in some way. Shinra Sr, Don Corneo, Heideggar. Even Scarlet who certainly filled out her dress. Need I say more?

[jaded-grin.livejournal.com]

Scarlet's boobs are scary. Like, Angelina Jolie's lips and Kiera Knightley's teeth scary. SCARY. They come around and I'm always afraid someone is gonna get hurt!

[jaded-grin.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's because all the other guys in his FF IX suck and aren't hot? I know I myself have trouble yanking people from one universe into another and making it work. But, yeah, Kuja's got a set of hips on him that would make ANY woman worth her salt proud, and judging from the fingernail polish and the little gesture he always makes (that shy thing where he puts his hand by his mouth) he IS a woman worth her salt! I'm with you on the Yazoo thing, though--I'd toss 'em both in a bag together and wait with a video camera.

[dragons-f-wolf.livejournal.com]

Whuh? Okay, I'm all for M/M pairings, but I do like them to LOOK LIKE MEN.

[jaded-grin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I saw on the FF Wiki that fans refer to Kuja as the Shakespearean Transvestite. I think they're onto something, there. But...he IS a pretty sweet piece of booty...it's equal parts envy and lust on my part.