Reno Is God

[jaded_grin]

This was an amusing little piece of fun that I couldn't resist writing--I may even add to it as needed, it certainly won't leave me alone, and the world is far too short of threesomes anyways.

Title: Reno Is God
Rating: M (suggestive themes with potential for downright smuttiness)
Description: Freshly returned from the lifestream, Kadaj enjoys a sucker compliments of Tifa and informs Cloud that he has found God
Disclaimer: I don't own shite, if you want to sue me, sue for my SIMS games--they're the only things I have that are worth anything

This was meant to be amusing, take it as such!

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            Kadaj sucked contentedly on his sucker, eyes rolling a little as sugary sweetness filled his mouth and senses. Nissan was watching him with wary, hooded eyes, but Kadaj ignored him. Cloud was just so dull.

            If Yazoo hadn’t been so intent on hiding with Reno in the bedroom then Kadaj wouldn’t have even come down to the bar in the first place. But he supposed it was a good thing. He’d never been in Reno’s bedroom for any reason—not for lack of Reno trying, it was Yazoo’s protests that kept him away—but apparently the red-haired, strange, and groping man was some sort of deity.

            “What are you doing here, Kadaj?” Cloud asked him, still wary.

            Kadaj popped the sucker Tifa had given him out of his mouth with an audible plop and smiled at his nervous older brother, saying, “Yazoo is worshipping again.”

            Cloud looked confused. That was not a rare thing.

            “I’m pretty sure that Reno is god,” Kadaj informed him, rather proud to be living with a divine being.

            “What?” Cloud asked, bewildered. He was so cute when his eyebrows drew together like that! Kadaj leaned forward and touched them, childlike, but Cloud pulled away with a scowl. “Kadaj, Reno isn’t god.”

            “Is so,” the boy insisted. Cloud shook his head, causing Kadaj to be more emphatic, saying, “Is so! Every time they go into the bedroom all Yazoo does is scream ‘oh my god!’”

            Cloud blushed and looked horrified.

            Kadaj felt proudly vindicated.

            “So, Reno is god,” he reasoned, and returned to his sucker with single-minded intensity, his smirk smug around the paper stick of the sucker. “Maybe some day Reno will let me worship Him, too…”

            “Tifa!” Cloud yelled, looking panicked as he stared wildly at Kadaj. “We have got to get Kadaj out of that house!”

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[jaded-grin.livejournal.com]

Hehehe! Thanks! I still have the rest of the chapters up on fanfic, I'm just lazy about moving to LJ :D Enjoy!