WTF?!

Oct. 7th, 2008 06:03 am
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Okay, so now I remember why I don't date! GRRR!! So in my pool PT (I am in the Army folks, it happens) this person comes up to me and asks me if I would go on a date with them. Now, slap you in the face meanness isn't really my thing, I'd rather snipe you from a building, so I say ok and decide to feel it out. My date is a 46 year old with marriage on the mind and a strong inclination to settle down. Now, I am not (even at my greatly advanced age of which I look about 23 years) ready to settle down, settle for, or settle period! But while  I was busy trying to explain this once I realized what the obvious intent was, the other person was busy trying to decide what they were going to say next about their fabulous niece, and so my "no ways" got translated to "maybes" or even straight-up "okays" Seriously, couldn't get a word in edgewise. I no sooner say how jealously I guard my free time than they're asking me if I want to go on a four day trip to the city (NO! I CERTAINLY) don't do overnighters, thanks), incessantly asks when they're gonna see me again, tells me that my presence is really truly wanted and that it is just fate that I was finally found. Found. Found? I was never fucking lost, man! I am not a rude person by nature, but to drill through this layer of density I had to be, but even with that no-uncertain-terms, "I am not looking for a mate, for a spouse, even for a lover, I don't need an extra friend, I don't mind going to movies alone, and I LOVE my life and don't want any of it to change!" they were still, "Okay, I'm not trying to change you--would you like to do lunch this week?"

*SCREAMS*   *PULLS OUT HAIR*    

Christ, that drives me bananas....

Date: 2008-10-07 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ldyavalon.livejournal.com
Hee...

MEN!!!!!!!

That said, he certainly is one of the most block headed specimens. Poor you!!! *hands cookies*

Date: 2008-10-07 12:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaded-grin.livejournal.com
Thanks for the cookies *snarfs them up*, I'm just gonna go sleep for a few years...

Date: 2008-10-07 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ldyavalon.livejournal.com
I think I'm gonna hybernate until we can make fictional characters real. *Huggles her Seph*

Date: 2008-10-07 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zilldk.livejournal.com
Damn...... Sounds like Nightmare Date From Hell - or anywhere close in that proximity.
I don't do that shit either. I'm waiting for the scientific breakthrough that'll enable me to grow a dick and settle permanently with your delicious Reno and my Cloud in our own private Lair of Dirty Deeds and Desires... *smirk*

Date: 2008-10-07 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaded-grin.livejournal.com
I know, right? Why couldn't I have just been born a man? I'd be such a whore...

Date: 2008-10-07 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zilldk.livejournal.com
TELL me about it! Right there beside you!!

Date: 2008-10-07 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etrix.livejournal.com
*hands over sympathy chocolate*

What century is he in that he doesn't understand 'no'? Two simple letters, sounds very different from 'yes'.

Maybe he should check his ears for fungal growth. >[

Date: 2008-10-07 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaded-grin.livejournal.com
I know he should check his TOES! SERIOUS grossness there! No more flip flops 4 him!

Date: 2008-10-07 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etrix.livejournal.com
OMG! People who think certain sexual kinks are offensive should take another look at toe fungus. THAT'S seriously disgusting.

Keep telling him 'no' until he gets it. It shoudl only take a month, maybe two? *eye roll*

Date: 2008-10-08 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soldierslut.livejournal.com
Dude, I can tell you are irresistable. You're going to have to give this guy a real eye-opening answer or just tell him something like, "I really like German Shepherds. I mean I REALLY like German Shepherds would you mind video taping?". Or then again, maybe not. Older men are weird. I'm being courted by a 45 year old and he seems to get off on just about anything..

Date: 2008-10-08 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaded-grin.livejournal.com
It's true, I don't want to profile older men, but they seem to be all-around pervs in that desperate "whatever YOU wanna do" way...I just feel bad because it's hard to be so upset with someone who just wants to have you around. I've been on that side of the fence and I didn't like it one bit, which is why I think it's best if I just avoid him like he's got the cooties. 'Cause I'm pretty sure from the state of his toenails (girls notice these things, for any gentlemen who may read this!) that he DOES! But the German Shepherd thing is a definite "yes" as a plan B!

Date: 2008-10-08 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naitachal666.livejournal.com
Man, my friend is a PVT, and she wrote me about all the older army guy pervs that are so freaking desperate. She was having a 'NO' problem, too. She gave him a very strong piece of her mind, lol. Yaoi was involved.

Date: 2008-10-08 10:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaded-grin.livejournal.com
NICE! I have to do swimming this morning, so I'll probably see him...May have to pull out the yaoi card!

sometimes....

Date: 2008-10-09 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shi-channobaka.livejournal.com
the yaoi card works on occasion, but then sometimes they look at you and go "you're a kinky bitch, I can handle that" and you want to shove an EMR where the sun don't shine and turn it on full blast. Then again, that would be doing a favor to the women of the world. *goes hunting for an EMR* But they seriously suck, and not in the good way, well except mine (who's far too young and really too dumb sometimes)but I offer chocolate bishies in commiseration of men need to be kicked in the pants Grrrr!

Date: 2008-10-22 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] white-jenna.livejournal.com
Looks like it's already been suggested, but I was thinking asking him nicely to proofread some creative writing for you. ;D

Date: 2008-10-22 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaded-grin.livejournal.com
He WANTED TO SEE IT! I was like, "no way, man, I ain't gonna be responsible for you taking a heart attack!" I should ask one of my friends to come to the pool and make out with me, but the only chick I have close enough to ask is 17 weeks preggers, and since we're both in the Army and I don't have a cock, it won't fly. Bummer! Besides, that probably isn't a good idea 'cause guys see girls kissing and consider it an invitation to intrude. RUDE MEN!

Date: 2008-10-22 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] white-jenna.livejournal.com
Tell him you're doing research for your creative writing and need him to be the "uke". "No, really, the term isn't important, you'll figure it all out when we get there, I promise. Hey, how flexible are you?"

Date: 2008-10-22 10:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaded-grin.livejournal.com
EW! Bad thoughts! BAD THOUGHTS!

Date: 2008-10-22 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] white-jenna.livejournal.com
*giggles* I'm sorry, that really wasn't my intention. In compensation, good images; not safe for work. At all. Really. http://community.livejournal.com/shinra_badboys/84499.html#cutid1

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